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The gift no one expects, but no one forgets.
Each mystery bag includes three crystal penises, roughly 2–3 inches each, packed in a pouch boldly labeled Bag of Dicks. Perfect for white elephant parties, bachelorettes, gag gifts, or that one friend who needs to lighten up.
You don’t know what stones you’ll get until you open it, but one thing is certain:
You’ll instantly become the star gift-giver of the night.
Limited quantity. Get your laughs while they last.
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