Flying Fucks

Fresh out of f*cks to give? Perfect — we’ve bottled them for you anyway.

This glass jar comes filled with 10 tiny wooden flying f*cks, each about 2 inches long and ready for deployment. Toss them at friends, coworkers, siblings, or anyone who could use a gentle reminder that your supply is limited. Great for stress relief, desk decor, gifting, or dramatic flair during inconvenient conversations.

Warning: may cause uncontrollable laughter, eye rolls, and spontaneous gifting.
Not responsible for friendships strengthened or destroyed by flying f*cks.